Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Chubby Talks With Sister...




On days that are too ordinary, as long as my chubby sister is around, things can become a little bit funny. I become the mean big brother and she my silent minion. Bwahahahahaha…

Kinsa man tong ga-comment comment nimu sa Facebook? Ha? Tubag… Dili ka mutingog ha.. Wala raba ka ga-jogging ganeha…Bwahahahaha… Timan-e jud ha kung masakpan tikaw mag-uyab uyab, kulatahon nako ng laki… Kasabot ka? Ha? Bwahahahaha… Tulion nako…. Gasabot na raba ming kuya Jun Jun nga kung masakpan ka namo ay na… Timan-e wala jud mahay jud. Gubot jud. Bwahahahaha….

After one hour… She was watching USA VS France Olympic Basketball Game…

Inday… Dakoa nemug bukton… Mas dako pas akoa.. Bwahahaha… (She ignored me as if I was not there.) Dili ka managad nako ha?? Ga-gym ka sa? Dako man kag bukton… Tug-an sa tinoud? Bwahahahaha… Runner ka dai? Imung paa… Bwahahahaha….

After 10 minutes…

Huy.. Tug-an sa tinoud ba.. Naa kay uyab uyab? Basta ug masakpan tikaw… Wala natay dungog ha… Wala man gani ko ga-uyab uyab para suhiron ko nimo…
Her: Uwata ko…
Me: Bwahahaha… Wala baya jud na… Mao nang suhira ko ha? Bantay man…

After a couple of hours, my primitive grandfather arrived. He is actually a highlander.

Me: Lolo, ato gud ni tambagan si inday bahin anang mga uyab uyab…
Lolo: Sige Sige.. Maayo na dong…
Me: Bwahahahaha….

My grandfather had a sermon about that matter for a few minutes… Then, we ate our dinner together with my cousins and pamangkins

Me: Lolo, tambagi napud si inday bahin anang pag-jogging… Exercise ba… Unsa maning bataana mura mag pinasagdaan sa kusina… Bwahahahahahahaha…
Her: Sige, danag jud… (Still, she was silent. Bwahahahaha…)

This is a Visayan conversation. So there are only a few followers who can relate to this one. Have a nice day.

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