On days that are
too ordinary, as long as my chubby sister is around, things can become a little
bit funny. I become the mean big brother and she my silent minion.
Bwahahahahaha…
Kinsa man tong
ga-comment comment nimu sa Facebook? Ha? Tubag… Dili ka mutingog ha.. Wala raba
ka ga-jogging ganeha…Bwahahahaha… Timan-e jud ha kung masakpan tikaw mag-uyab
uyab, kulatahon nako ng laki… Kasabot ka? Ha? Bwahahahaha… Tulion nako…. Gasabot
na raba ming kuya Jun Jun nga kung masakpan ka namo ay na… Timan-e wala jud mahay
jud. Gubot jud. Bwahahahaha….
After one hour…
She was watching USA VS France Olympic Basketball Game…
Inday… Dakoa
nemug bukton… Mas dako pas akoa.. Bwahahaha… (She ignored me as if I was not
there.) Dili ka managad nako ha?? Ga-gym ka sa? Dako man kag bukton… Tug-an sa
tinoud? Bwahahahaha… Runner ka dai? Imung paa… Bwahahahaha….
After 10
minutes…
Huy.. Tug-an sa
tinoud ba.. Naa kay uyab uyab? Basta ug masakpan tikaw… Wala natay dungog ha…
Wala man gani ko ga-uyab uyab para suhiron ko nimo…
Her:
Uwata ko…
Me:
Bwahahaha… Wala baya jud na… Mao nang
suhira ko ha? Bantay man…
After
a couple of hours, my primitive grandfather arrived. He is actually a
highlander.
Me: Lolo,
ato gud ni tambagan si inday bahin anang mga uyab uyab…
Lolo:
Sige Sige.. Maayo na dong…
Me: Bwahahahaha….
My
grandfather had a sermon about that matter for a few minutes… Then, we ate our
dinner together with my cousins and pamangkins…
Me: Lolo,
tambagi napud si inday bahin anang pag-jogging… Exercise ba… Unsa maning
bataana mura mag pinasagdaan sa kusina… Bwahahahahahahaha…
Her: Sige,
danag jud… (Still, she was silent. Bwahahahaha…)
This
is a Visayan conversation. So there are only a few followers who can relate to
this one. Have a nice day.
